Can someone translate this into English.....(Spanish to English)?

I didn't know it was "melt " ha,ha,ha, good! ha,ha,ha!! it don't f'ck around ,this hangover will last on me for three days,just for the habit, ....and I feel, a down and out.....as I 'd arrive I was talking shlt over Megan's photos and guess who showed up? ..buah!! bua haha!! never-the-less if We gonna melt in hell ,You gonna get the more of it.